7 things

1. It is possible to prank people over the internet ;)
2. People are creatures of habit, they just are.
3. It is a sad day when you cross the realm of wanting coffee to needing coffee.
4. If your washing machine leaks all over your house and then the next time you use it - you decide to put towels down before you even switch it on, it will not leak. not even a drop. the world just works like that.
5. You know you are putting your hard-earned four-year degree to good use when you spend your day dancing the chicken dance and cutting out laminated butterflies.
6. Sometimes, all it takes to make someone smile is a pen and a piece of paper.
7. If you decide to have a "healthy-week", this will also coincidentally be the week where your co-workers bring mounds of banana-bread to work, you get american-'fat-food' packages and the local diner decides to have massive burger specials. #win