break-ups (and HEINOUS WAYS TO KILL YOUR EX-BOYFRIEND)

The conversation went something like this:


Lovely Lass: Hi Che!! So I saw once u made a cartoon for someone.. Please can u make a cartoon about my horrible ex who broke up with 3wks ago after 3yrs. It would really make me smile.
Che: CERTAINLY! is he a red head? shall we kill him?
(talk, talk, talk, boys suck etc talk, talk)
Finally we agreed killing was ok.


...and so I've decided to construct a cartoon documenting the process of a break-up and the numerous ways of killing an ex boyfriend.


THE BREAK-UP:

(this is not good. and you are not very beautiful right now.)

Death to the Ex. Act 1.  LET US COMMENCE:
(Also, pay attention - the Boyfriend who was once "totally-hot-with-cool-hair-slick-moves-and-drop-dead-shaggability" is now dead-ugly, he lost his hair, he has fish-lips and he smells like wet-dog on a wet day. gross. you don't want to touch him. not even if he was cling-wrapped like they do at OR Tambo.) Anyway, back to the killing:

(you're welcome)

(side note: every year more people are killed by rogue chairs than by car accidents. 

No, just kidding, i totally made that up.)

yeah, NO-one is gonna believe you guy. 

that's funny. 

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ps. yeah i probably need to see a therapist.

(sorry for the break up. hugs.)