when...
ok. you really dont need to show me that.
... dem bus... to dem hospital.
yes, got it.
tramp with the leg: no girl, you eats dem food. i just need a 3 pounds.
me: no it's ok - you can have this food.
tramp: no, no
me: it's ok. take the 60p and my lunch.
tramp in Boots cosmetics store, using my money to buy lipstick.
and from henceforth i shall ignore every begging beggar
* the end *
This made me laugh out loud. Can picture exactly hoe said tramp spoke. Gross!!!!
ReplyDeleteYou gotta be shitting me!!!! Lipstick?!?!
ReplyDeleteWhaaaaat, that's so bizarre. Maybe he used the rest of the lippy to create his leg sore too. Yuck.
ReplyDeleteHomeless guy dilemma though - my Mum has the guts to say 'ok, no money, but I'm happy to buy something for you - a drink, a sandwich, newspaper, bus fare....lippy'. She's never been asked for the last item to be quite honest
Dem not like SA beggars these London beggars Luv ... :) too funny!
ReplyDeleteyes - watch out for dem beggars - they'll getcha.
ReplyDeleteoh my soul. lippy. for realsies.
ReplyDeletei Might be ignorant .... I might be generous to the wrong people but at least i know when someone is hitting on me...
ReplyDeleteHahahahahaha!! Che, thats one heck of an experience!!! All...........In..............London!! lol
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Ugh how awful, no wonder you don't stop for anyone anymore!!
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