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Wednesday, March 6, 2013

{Wedding} YOU GUYS.

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YOU GUYS!

Just to inform you:

I'm getting married in ONE month.

Did you hear that?

ONE month.

ONE.

That is all kinds of incomprehensible. In fact, my brain is currently such a mush-pile of things to do, that I would like to write the following paragraph/to do list, exactly as it is in my brain right now:
(You should probably read this out loud for maximum effect)
Flower girls of wedding material dress, not enough! Food of menu of eating wedding printed menu paper piles!! Must churching of order service and rehearsal of when?! Bridesmaids of dresses of deliver and must adjusting! Ceremony orders of ordering time line of photographer! Seating plan: main table of what and sitting of family? And guests! Sitting of guests of un-replied RSVP!! GUESTS! Name of cards of guests of tables of peoples. Making of hairing and make-up and wedding of trials! Flowers of bunches of none. Shoes? Wedding dress of fitting of body of exercise of back-fat!! OMF. CAKE. Flavours of eating of cake. Flavours. Favours!! Favours of men of wedding - what?! Tables of cloth of decor have mismatch?! Cake, again. Of eating of dessert of plating have serving? Wedding speech: lol-tastic of speaking of haha of guests. Wedding music!! WHAT. DJ of song have first dance?! Practise of first dance of song of DJ. Intercontinental practise of dancing have impossible! Sleep.

And that, pretty much sums it right up.
(minus the other bajillion-thousand things that I left off that list)


While I sort out my brain, you can watch these hilarious failed marriage proposals:


And you can vote for our epic proposal story in the SA Wedding Venues Competition Here

YAY!

And if you need something more to keep you occupied - 
you can submit something as a guest post on indieBerries -
(You have until the 15th of March)
See all the details here


xo