For now, you don't need to know much more than that, but just know that it's 
Hopefully this "thing" will be revealed in the next short while. (Fingers crossed). I thought in the mean time I would open up some ideas/comments from the indieBerries readers for this "thing"I am creating. So, I have been making some "things" which are all the "things" that people all over the globe just wish they could really say - but don't.
FOR EXAMPLE -
bangs. fringe. whatever. you shouldn't have done it, gurrrrrl.
I have about 30 more of these little "things" that are hiding on my computer - but I was wondering - is there any "thing" that you wish people would just say it like it is?
Leave a comment below - (or on the indieBerries Facebook Page) would love to hear your ideas!
And who knows! Maybe I will even include one of two of them in my "thing"!
* * * * * * *
Will be posting my pre-wedding workouts/diets tomo
- so stay tuned, because that is quite a thing.
1) Your baby's face is quite squishy. That can't be normal, right?
ReplyDelete2) I realise that I said, "Yes, we can stay for one more drink," but what my TONE said is, 'Not a f&*k." Please understand the subtle difference here. It's not rocket science.
3) Your incompetence is thrilling. You should add it to your CV under "special skills". And definitely look into getting a job in government.
Excited to see the pre-wedding workouts/diets! So in need of tried and tested ideas
ReplyDeleteI love the hipster one, unfortunately I don't have any to add :( but I'm looking forward to tomorrow's post.
ReplyDelete1. Yes, you arriving "a little" late DOES indeed f%&# me off to a rather large extent! When I said 13h00 for lunch I did not, by some small chance, mean 14h00!!
ReplyDelete2. No my friend, him not getting hold of you after you gave him your number after drunkenly snogging him two weeks ago does not mean he is busy....it means he was drunk and you looked more attractive because of it....
"I ate already" - skinny anorexic lies
ReplyDelete"I only had two drinks" - everyone at roadblock
"She's just a little forward" - No, she's a bitch.
"Ah, I LOVE IT!" - It is so ugly and will be re-gifted ASAP.
"It's in the mail." - No, it's not. I completely forgot about it until you asked.
"Oh my word, I'm SO happy for you guys!" - Single girl on hearing another friend has just got engaged.
"I just love animals/kids/hiking/painting/ballet too!" - Guy on first date.
Haha, this is fun. Can I come work for you?
XXX from http://midlandsmusings.com :)
hahahahaha I have another one that says "Look, I'm probably not going to call you back ever - but... would you like to come over for a good time anyway?" hahhaa awesome ideas - love the late one!
ReplyDeletehahahahahaha LOVES IT. come work for me. I pay salary in smooches. Warren is totes on the payroll.
ReplyDeleteOH GIRLS WHO DON'T WEAR PANTS!!!! DID YOU JUST WEAR TIGHTS AND A CROP TOP? no you didn't haha love them! Go cut thyself a fringe now!
ReplyDeleteFine by me. Coffee and smooches! Maybe some pounds when you're RICH AND FAMOUS - which you will be. X
ReplyDeleteStay tuned tomorrow! Plenty of tips coming up!
ReplyDeletehaha you must have something that you wish you could always have said.... ;)
ReplyDelete"No, It's not actually FINE that you're ALWAYS late. I make an effort to get here on time with twins, a job, a husband, two cats, two dogs, a moany dad, a tumble dryer that's not working AND the fact that I had to change my shirt because my daughter decided to throw yoghurt at me, so SURELY you could do the same?!"
ReplyDelete"No, I don't care how you are. When I asked I was just being polite and didn't think you would go into the history of your life including every bad thing your sister has ever done to you."
"No, I don't really want you to push into the line in front of me. Even though you're baby is crying like a demon. But fine."
"No. Your baby is not cute. It actually kind of looks like my grandfather. But he is cute. So yes, your baby is cute for a grandfather."
"No. Your boyfriend doesn't look *just* like Ryan Reynolds. But I am sincerely happy that you think he does."
"No. I don't CARE THAT YOU'RE HAVING BREAD AND YOU SHOULDN'T BE BECAUSE OMG YOU ARE SO FAT AND I MUST LOOK LIKE A WHALE TO YOU!!!"
That's pretty much it.
hahahaha LOVE THEM!!!!! in particular grandfather babies. hahahhah and "Ryan Reynolds lookalikes." hahaha lol.
ReplyDelete1. "He's just not that into you."
ReplyDelete2. "No, your baby is not cute."
3. "I'm not sorry."
4. "Stop eating like a pig."
5. "Jealousy DOES make you nasty."
6. "No I do not want to be friends with you on Facebook."
7. "If I didn't accept your friend request, please don't try again. It wasn't a mistake."
8. "Please pay me back. Now."
The End.
It's not me. It's you.
ReplyDeleteShake your head, your eye balls are stuck. A friend said this to a guy in a pub who just kept on staring at us!!!
ReplyDeleteI know I have to say "Aw cute!" when I see a newborn, but sometimes newborns look like trolls. Yes. I said it.
ReplyDeleteThe other thing is when girls try to fish for compliments. Annoying.
Other than that... everyone has pretty much covered what I have though! LOL!
1)Could you please discipline your child? I know you think it's cute when he rams me with the trolley, but I don't.
ReplyDelete2)Is ignorance really bliss?
3) I would *cue Chris Traeger from Parks and Recreation voice* LITERALLY rather eat glass than have you try and chat me up right now.
4) I know we were friends in high school, but could we stop pretending we still are?
5) Hello stranger. You are unnaturally good looking.
6) And something someone actually said to me, in real life a few weeks ago: "Are you eating your way through your break-up?"