It's about time...

Yes, remember this?

Don't worry. I haven't forgotten. 

I have merely been in vocal training...

until my singing coach shattered from me pitch-matching to his frequency.

I present you with... My finest work:

(and my sincerest apologies)

The Lovely Lyrics:

At first I was afraid,

I was petrified,

Kept thinking my blog could never win

against ELLE Design

And then the people voted

and now my blog is King,

so I must put on my winning shades

Compose a song 

and sing.....

So I suck at singing

and with that being sad,

I even changed my nose-ring

tryin' to boost my street-cred.

The awards were awesome

and I had a great time

At the One and Only,

Man! that place is divine.

It was organised,

professional

and things ran on time,

We had snacks and Mojitos

and WAY too much wine.

In fact I'm really quite glad 

I didn't fall down the stairs

and that I left before Nash

and his g-string affairs...

So, I came from South Korea,

was a HECTIC long ride

and (thumbs) to Marky Mark - 

who came from the PharSide.

Mum-z was the MC - 

made us laugh the whole night,

so I just wanna thank him,

now my abs are freaking tight.

2 Oceans sent a rep - 

and DAMN! she was hot,

brother fancied his chances...

but EiSH! 

I think not.

Cape Town Girl 

looked super-glam,

then they pulled a blank card,

... I think it was a scam.

Helen Zille came down

and she gave a great speech

about facebook and blogging

and the things that she tweets.

As I'm walking to the stage

mom hisses "DON'T do the peace sign!"

then I pulled it TWICE-

.... I'm from Asia, 

It's fine.

Best blog overall went to WatKykJy

... I don't have a rhyme for this

"ek praat nie die taal"

Thanks to the sponsors 

for giving us free stuff

esp to Havana Club Rum,

cause I woke up pretty rough.

A big thanks to YOU

if you voted for my blog,

It means a lot to me

and my non-existant dog.

This is my song to say

THANK - YOU!

for supporting and 

for voting and for

digging what i do.

* the end *