10 things your South African man NEVER wants to hear you say.

I'm thinking we should give it a go...


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"Well what about Lambie?

ok.... dude,

 - answer FASTER!"

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as well as: 

"Don't you think you should turn those?

Aren't those ready now?

Oh watch out! That one is right in the flames!"

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Just kidding,

No self-respecting South African Female - 

with half a brain cell and the will-to-live would ever say that.

Unless of course - 

- the end.

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If you enjoyed this post - you may enjoy:

Break ups and Heinous ways to kill your ex-boyfriend

or The temptation of South African treats for ex-pats

or The perils of explaining "biltong" to a non-South African.

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EDIT: apparently I can't count and i skipped number 5 by accident. lols