10 facts to blow your mind! (not really)

It's your ABSOLUTE FAVOURITE TIME OF THE WEEK!

Welcome to another edition of FUN FACT FRIDAY!!

WHY?! because it's FRIDAY!! IT'S the WEEEEKEND BABY!!

SO MANY CAPITAL LETTERS!!

AND EXCLAMATION MARKS!!!!!!

i'd like a bit of that.

the real shizz. 

not the monopoly kind (just to clarify).

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LET ME SEE HOW MANY SENTENCES I CAN MAKE WITH THE WORD SET!!
(i love a good self-challenge)

+ Has the jelly set?
+ Game, set, match! Bitches!
+ I set my tennis racquet on the jelly

actually those are the only three I can think of.

whatever.

i have other talents.

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dud , what what wr you thinking?

and by th way, your nam is fr*aking  _rn_st Vinc_nt Wright.

and it's right thr on th covr!

BUSTD.

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Side Note: Do not marry an axe murderer.

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dudine.

say that five times super-quick.

ha. ha.

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WHAT. THE. MOO-COW.

I sleep less than that because of my overactive brain.

I have drawn this cow with mad-cow disease, 

because I HATE anything that sleeps longer me.

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who makes up this crap?

Come step inside my mind!

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coulda guessed.

Updated: Do not marry an axe murderer OR a dentist.

Both will lead to certain death. Freaking dentists: We HATE them.

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yeah, but you won't have any friends, you sour-puss.

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bet they learnt that from Bear Grylls.

related: one of my favourite videos of all time.

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And that's all the FUN FACTS we have time for today!

So the main take away from this post is: 

For longevity, one should not marry an axe murderer or dentist. One should also eat a lot of lemons. You will then likely live to two-thousand. And Dumbledore will send you a birthday card.

High Five.

To see previous FUN FACT posts click here, here, here, here, here, here and here. 

(just kidding, that last one's a cat video)

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