Jocktacular types. You all know them. The kind of bleeched-hair "oke" that works out every day of the week - so that's "basically like 8 times a week bru". I say 8-times-a-week because the jocktacular types frequently get their numbers confused. Don't feel too bad for them though, they usually have abs - which they are very good at counting. I recently received an email from an indieBerries reader, Eloise, who has been working at a University registration office. She described her encounter with a jocktacular-student who had come to get his student card. The events you are about to see are real.
You're welcome.
oh the panic.
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Squishy-mushed-chest-face.
No.
this is not the way to get a lady.
Do you know this person?
Please take him out on a date.
He clearly needs it.
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