Wimbledon has kicked off in Wimbledon and I am loving being right in the middle of all the action, right in the middle of ALL THE CELEBRITIES MILLING ABOUT. In fact, I have become so enamored with FINDING FAMOUS PEOPLE that I have been on extreme high alert. It is already paying off:
WARREN!! WARREN!!! I'VE JUST SEEN TWO MORE OF THEM!!!
FAMOUS PEOPLE!!!!!!!!
TWO. OF. THEM!
Warren: Ok! Yeah! Who are they this time?!
Warren: Well... there's quite a lot of people getting out of taxis.....
AMERICA!!!AND THEY HAD SUITCASES!
FAMOUS!!!!
THE ONE!!!
?
SPANDEX! ONLY FAMOUS PEOPLE WEAR SPANDEX!
...and...
what do you mean "...and...." ?!?!
Warren: .... and...
"And? what do you meeaaaan '...and...' ?!?!"
Hey!??! Hey?!?! FAMOUS PERSON!!!!
Not on TV... or in a magazine.
Warren: .... and...
"And? what do you meeaaaan '...and...' ?!?!"
Hey!??! Hey?!?! FAMOUS PERSON!!!!
Not on TV... or in a magazine.
Or even on the internet?
Warren: It's probably someone on holiday
SPANDEX. and PLAIT.
That has tennis written all over it.
One absolutely can. NOT. argue with spandex and a plait.
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Then, the following day, I was walking down the roadon high alert for famous people minding my own business when I SPOTTED THEM.
I texted Warren (who was busy at work), straight away.
Warren: It's probably someone on holiday
SPANDEX. and PLAIT.
That has tennis written all over it.
One absolutely can. NOT. argue with spandex and a plait.
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Then, the following day, I was walking down the road
I texted Warren (who was busy at work), straight away.
WARREN!! WARREN!!! I'VE JUST SEEN TWO MORE OF THEM!!!
FAMOUS PEOPLE!!!!!!!!
TWO. OF. THEM!
Warren: Ok! Yeah! Who are they this time?!
Warren: Well - how do you know they are famous?
Warren: Well... there's quite a lot of people getting out of taxis.....
AMERICA!!!AND THEY HAD SUITCASES!
FAMOUS!!!!
THE ONE!!!
wearing spandex and/or getting out a taxi
- I'm keen for your autograph.
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Side Note: The Piazza near Wimbledon Centre Court Shopping Centre is hosting a big screen for the duration of play. You can get yourself some drinks, a deck chair and watch the tennis action live in the heart of Wimbles.
The Swan Pub (conveniently 50m from our house) is also hosting The Festival of Ciders from now until July 21.
I'd definitely recommend hitting up these events - and who knows,
Side Note: The Piazza near Wimbledon Centre Court Shopping Centre is hosting a big screen for the duration of play. You can get yourself some drinks, a deck chair and watch the tennis action live in the heart of Wimbles.
The Swan Pub (conveniently 50m from our house) is also hosting The Festival of Ciders from now until July 21.
I'd definitely recommend hitting up these events - and who knows,
- you might even see someone famous.
and PS. Last night as Warren was leaving work - he actually saw David Beckham and John Travolta. Yeah, we hate him.
:P
and PS. Last night as Warren was leaving work - he actually saw David Beckham and John Travolta. Yeah, we hate him.
:P