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I have been thinking about changing my twitter bio. I thought I would share some of my créme-de-la-créme options with you.

Ché Dyer.
I own a guillotine. Don't mess with me.

Ché Dyer.
Loves stationery, pretty paper, red wine and her fabulous husband.
Although not necessarily in that order.

Ché Dyer.
Crafting a life, Building an Empire.

Ché Dyer.
I'm way funnier in real life.

Ché Dyer.
I ROFL A LOT IRL.

Ché Dyer.
Am good with rhymes.
And solving crimes
(I lied about the second thing)

Ché Dyer.
I draw things. I also eat things.

Ché Dyer.
Buy my shit (insert hyperlink)

Ché Dyer.
That's pronounced "shay"
"Shay-D" if you will.
Like, you're standing under a tree.

Ché Dyer.
Good at lols. Crap at bios.

Ché Dyer.
follow me. or not. whatever. (but actually really do follow me I'm desperate.)

Ché Dyer.
Frogs: never. Running: sometimes. Sushi: always.

Ché Dyer.
This bio is only 62 characters long. Totally twitter approved.

Ché Dyer.
Go ahead - I'd also stalk me if I was you.

Ché Dyer.
This is my twitter account: where essays go to die.

Ché Dyer.
You. You're. Your. It's not that difficult.

Ché Dyer.
Ths is hw i spk on twttr whn i gt dsperate4charactrs.

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That's all I can come up with.

Haven't settled on any yet to change to. 

But, I will let you know how this process evolves - 

because I am sure you are hanging on the edge of your seats in suspense.

Who are your favourite tweeters to follow?
Hit me up with some goodies!

What if Wednesday

What if Facebook and Twitter combined...

Go ahead and share this on Facebook AND Twitter, twitface.

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So only recently have I become a twitterer/tweeter/twit. I tried it out a long long time ago and I never really knew what I was doing... but lately I have been getting more into it. Anyway, yesterday I made a twitter button on my blog and I linked it myself using some HTML code that I found. I already hate the button that I made - so I will be making a new one soon. But I do feel like a super genius when HTML coding goes my way (even if it may appear to be very simple to the computer people out there). See this cartoon.


Anyway here is the twitter button I made:

eeeuww. i hate it already.

(new one coming soon...)

If you're on twitter and want to get some of my blog updates and random other things from me.. then go right ahead and click here...