oh english. we love you.

There were two reasons why I have not posted a decent cartoon in a while. The first being deathly-sick-flu and the second being that i am literally up-to-my-eyeballs in pink, black and silver for a wedding guestbook/thank-you notes/table-numbers/church programs that I'm busy doing for a friend.

You may think that this is figuratively/metaphorically speaking, but to anyone who has entered the mess-zone of my apartment - will know that this is actually quite literal.

(point in case - this is a small section. i am too embarrassed to show the rest)

anyway being 'up-to-my-eyeballs' in wedding-ness made me think about our wonderful english language and how confusing it must be to anyone trying to learn it...

(bear with me - it isn't my finest work. but i'm still sick. the comatose-blind-snail-brain-thing) i hope you can spot all the wonderful english-isms.

(oke: definition #3)

(that's all i have the brain capacity for today. maybe the kettles and pots will make a return sometime when i'm not 

man-down, bed-ridden, sick-as-a-dog.

DO NOT mess with me

I havent posted a proper cartoon in a while - there are two reasons for this. the first is i am swamped with wedding projects and "favour" projects on the go. (more about that when i have more time) and the other is that i have been really sick the last few days :( I think its the changing of the weather. (i heart winter, NO. no, i do NOT) Yesterday it reached a pinacle.

last scraps of South African vitamins almost all finished, tissues carried everywhere, brain foggy, heavy and cloudy, throat as if a galaxy of zombies have decided it's a good stratch-ground. (actually i have no idea what the collective noun of zombie is - but im too sick *sniff-sniff* too look it up.)

BRAIN FUNCTIONING DIAGRAM:

CURRENT BRAIN FUNCTIONING DURING CURRENT DEATHLY SICKNESS:

Let's just say I have NOT been in the mood for teaching:

(Disclaimer: no students were harmed in the making of this cartoon. they were good. they think im crazy. we had a good time :) )

take your vitamins.

(and also big thanks to Kurt who gave me some Korean tablets to take. I'm still not exactly certain on the directions and its all in Korean.... I may die... but if it takes away the nesting zombies then i say bottoms up! :)