In life, it is quite cool to be a girl. For several very wonderful reasons.
#1. You can hide almost any problem with "magical-cosmetical" products:
(coincidentally these "problems" usually occur around very IN-opportune occasions).
NO PROBLEM! just use your est ala-magic! et voila!
Boys. do not try this. it is not cute.
#2. Freedom to blame almost ANYTHING on PMS.
choccies. yeah, eat as much as you want.
NO! minion boy! what are you doing here?!?
oh snap! no other excuse is necessary.
likewise:
oh little man-friend, you are so afraid.
yeah that's it, "pms".
and oh look! now we are happy again!
and oh look! now we are happy again!
smart boys do not ask questions.
boys, be smart.
#3. Authorised to decide the validity of inanimate objects:
why are boys looking always so afraid?!
sometimes this little devil-device tells the truth.
and sometimes, it LIES.
you decide.
#4. Girls have well-honed in-built justification mechanisms:
yip, one in every colour.
* * * *
go get a mani, pedi,
cupcake, coffee-date,
smash a shoe-sale,
smash a bathroom-scale
use the PMS excuse
to have a wail
(boys not invited)
woop.
11 comments :
favourite part is "smart boys do not ask questions. boys be smart"
EXACTLY.
Lol, is the poor boy with the blue shirt, who seems to appear often, your boyf? Shame...;)
LOVE
i totally agree! love the idea of smashing the bathroom-scale hiehiehie.
hahaha SHAME the poor sod who dates che! poor, poor soul. :P kekeke :)
Isn't it normal to smash chocolate in your face while smashing a scale, in your hot new shoes... you bought on sale?
That's what I thought!
RIGHT.
BAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA! CHOCCCCCCCCCCCCCCIIIIIII! Ja that is so me, haha!
the only thing worse than a man asking questions is a little boy coming up to you and asking (in front of everybody) , "what are those" and pointing to your boobs. true story
LOVE the bloodshot eyes in #3. Hehe.
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