With all the smart phones, apps and social media sharing we have these days, there is a gaping hole in the market for the app I am about to show you - (as inspired by Natalie Roos) :
Google Cycles (c) is the social media app that lets you keep track of your monthly cycles. It is also a great tool for enabling you to sync-up with all your BFFs. Your boyfriend will appreciate this app too.
Above: Once you have downloaded the app onto your phone, computer or other smart device - your calendars will be converted into little colour-coded reminders from Mother Nature. With this app, you may set reminders and alerts such as "buy supplies now" or "emotional week ahead - buy extra tissues" - or whatever your personal needs.
You will also be able to input the cycles of all your friends - making it very easy for you to know when to schedule your next bitch party, wine session or ice-creamathon.
Once you have downloaded the Google Cycles (c), you will be able to socially share it with your Man Friend. This will make his life a lot easier:
Google Cycles (c) is the social media app that lets you keep track of your monthly cycles. It is also a great tool for enabling you to sync-up with all your BFFs. Your boyfriend will appreciate this app too.
Above: Once you have downloaded the app onto your phone, computer or other smart device - your calendars will be converted into little colour-coded reminders from Mother Nature. With this app, you may set reminders and alerts such as "buy supplies now" or "emotional week ahead - buy extra tissues" - or whatever your personal needs.
You will also be able to input the cycles of all your friends - making it very easy for you to know when to schedule your next bitch party, wine session or ice-creamathon.
Bitch Parties work best when everyone is in sync and everybody be hatin' on everybody.
Once you have downloaded the Google Cycles (c), you will be able to socially share it with your Man Friend. This will make his life a lot easier:
No Man Friend. Do not just "go to the pub with the lads" and leave your Lady Friend alone at home with no company and no double choc-chip muffins. No Man Friend. NO.
You Man Friend will know when not to make mistakes.
They will send alerts, reminders and warning bells directly to your smart device!
Scrumptious Choccie companies will also jump on this bandwagon. They will team up with Hallmark to produce the range of "Forgiveness Choccies" and also the "PMS Choccies" with slogans such as "it's been a rough week - go on - we understand". Your Man Friend will know when to stock up on these well in advance.
Everyone will be waaaay better off with this app.
Girls will never be caught unawares.
Girrrrrrl-friends can bitch about life and boys and stuff all together.
Boys will never do anything silly at the wrong time of the month*
*(cannot guarantee that boys will never do anything silly,
but with Google Cycles (c) at least they will know why they are in trouble)
And then, if your Boyfriend ever gets one of these -
Your smart phone will know what to do:
