Friday, May 10, 2013

How to test your husband's love in 8 steps.

When you are old and have been married for as long as I have (one month, sigh). There will come a time when you will need to test your husband's love for you. I am here to show you exactly how to do that - in a eight very simple steps.

Step One:
Locate husband's iPad - on the sly.

Step Two:
Use iPad camera to create some lovely self portraits:

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Step Three:
Choose the most beautiful self-portrait. Just a plain and normal one.
Import portrait into photoshop and add the text "MY BEAUTIFUL WIFE!"
It should be as bright and as big as possible.

Like so:

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Step Four:
Save as husband's iPad backdrop, wallpaper and screen-lock picture.
Do not tell husband.

Step Five:
Replace iPad without being seen.

Step Six:
Encourage husband to take his iPad with him on the train to work - where he will open it in front of a carriage-full of passengers.
If you can include some kind of musical jingle - that would be good too.

Step Seven:
Send husband on his merry way.
"goodbye lovely!"

Step Eight:
Await husband's loving reaction.

* * * * * *

*WARNING: not all husbands will be partial to this kind of tampering love gesture. You should dump those husbands - They are way too up-tight.


Warrz said...

hahahahahaha - you cheeeeky monkeh!

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GeeGee said...

Noooo you have to tell us what his reaction was!

Shirley Erasmus said...

Oh my gosh. The third picture. =P So great!

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