Friday, October 11, 2013

Be Smarter than ALL your friends tonight! FUN FACT FRIDAY!

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Those rabbits.

They've got some epic A Game.

Most definitely they have attended the Warren Dyer School of Charm.

(Look at me being so complimentary about my husband when he is on a river in the middle of no-where with no internet or signal to read it.)

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Actually, I would say this is a very low percentage.
They should revisit Rhodes University for an updated statistic.

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Sorry buddy. 
birthday cake?

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with a rusty chainsaw.
I'm glad we settled that.

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Look, I don't know who is conducting these tests, but I'd like to be invited to the next one - it's been ages since I last visited an ant bar.

And I miss my pal Jude.

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Makes you think long and hard, huh?

(it may be hard to handle - 
but im starting to feel there may be something in that drunken ant business.)

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I've actually given up dairy for two weeks now. (Seriously).
If you're interested - read this.

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I knew you smartie-pants would want to google it - so here's a link.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road?
A:To get to the other side!

WHO made that joke? That is NOT a funny joke. There is NO punchline in that joke.
Whoever invented it - go back to school.
That's a too much drinking with the ants kind of joke.
(fave: dali, hemingway - oh i can't choose)

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And if they find you - 

they will certainly
find you.

so do be very careful when you are alone in your bath tub in california.

with your orange.

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Hope you all have a fab weekend planned - 
we are off to the bush to visit the ("baby") brother and drink with the ants.
snaps to follow.



Jo said...

I'm from California and I didn't know it was illegal to eat oranges in the bathtub! :O Who thought of that law?! So ridiculous LOL. Love the illustration for that!

Che Kershaw said...

hahaha! Hello California! Go ahead and eat and orange in your bathtub tonight... I dare you. Here are some other crazy US laws :)

Jo said...

I definitely will! If they find me...I'll write you from jail! :D

A Daft Scots Lass said...

I wonder why they Californians passed that law? Was there some tragic choking/drowning accident?

Che Kershaw said...

hahaha oh don't you worry - the orange bathtub police WILL DEFINITELY find you. do send postcards from jail.

Johlet said...

Hahaha! Seriously California??? But who eats a orange in the bath anyway?

Wonderland Clothing said...

On of my new favourite blogs!

Caley said...

Hahaha, these always made me chuckle!! And this week I am disgusted with that dating site stat!! I hate sharing my birthday with anyone!! And those bunnies... jeepers creepers!! x

Sara Strauss said...

Haha, I love these! So funny! Great illustrations too!

Nick Mitchell said...

so, your husband **** like a rabbit?

Chinky L.G. said...

Bwahahahahahahahaha! Super funny... especially the girl with a chainsaw! Keep it up... love your blog!


Che Kershaw said...

haha thank you! :)

Che Kershaw said...

yay! so glad to hear that! :)

Emma said...

The statistics fact made me think of '60% of the time it works every time'

Haha, love these!

Che Kershaw said...

hahaha exactly!