Recent conversation with the boyfriend (fiance):
Le Boy: I have a meeting with the passport place tomorrow... and I only have to be there at 8.
Me: Ooo.. that's nice, you can have a little sleep in!
Boy: yeah.. but... you know.. I will probably wake up at my normal time.. and you know.. not be able to sleep.. and just be.. ya know.. swanning about... *
*(ahem: me picturing man lying in bed, flapping arms and legs in white sheets "swanning about")
Me: umm... what did you just say?
Boy: nothing. ..?
Me: Seriously... That thing you just said. What did you just say?!
Boy: um....
Me: OH my LOLS!! did you SERIOUSLY just use the phrase "swanning about" to me in a normal human conversation?!?! OH. MY. HILARRRRY-bALLS~~
Boy: NO! it's a like a real thing.. like.. you know.. when you just like.. i dont know.. swan about... I think i heard it from my mom.. i think she does it...
Me: mmm.... Okay buddy... one times picture STRAIGHT to your facebook wall -
Le Boy: I have a meeting with the passport place tomorrow... and I only have to be there at 8.
Me: Ooo.. that's nice, you can have a little sleep in!
Boy: yeah.. but... you know.. I will probably wake up at my normal time.. and you know.. not be able to sleep.. and just be.. ya know.. swanning about... *
*(ahem: me picturing man lying in bed, flapping arms and legs in white sheets "swanning about")
Me: umm... what did you just say?
Boy: nothing. ..?
Me: Seriously... That thing you just said. What did you just say?!
Boy: um....
Me: OH my LOLS!! did you SERIOUSLY just use the phrase "swanning about" to me in a normal human conversation?!?! OH. MY. HILARRRRY-bALLS~~
Boy: NO! it's a like a real thing.. like.. you know.. when you just like.. i dont know.. swan about... I think i heard it from my mom.. i think she does it...
Me: mmm.... Okay buddy... one times picture STRAIGHT to your facebook wall -
oh that fiance of mine
you quack me up.
and yes, it's a real thing.