A true conversation in the Dyer House a few nights ago:
Her: How do I tell if this chicken is ready?
He: We eat it - then wait a few hours to see if we die.
Her: *blinks* That's not very nice.
He: Well, at least we'll die together.
Her: But... your stomach is stronger than mine - which means I will die and you will go on without me.
Him: Then I will just eat your remains and die from that.
Her: How do I tell if this chicken is ready?
He: We eat it - then wait a few hours to see if we die.
Her: *blinks* That's not very nice.
He: Well, at least we'll die together.
Her: But... your stomach is stronger than mine - which means I will die and you will go on without me.
Him: Then I will just eat your remains and die from that.
I cannot make this stuff up.
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We have a lot of conversations,
clearly.
clearly.
7 comments :
Always too darn funny!
Hahaha- boys- always entertaining :D
So, what's for dinner wifeness?
chicken.
Haha this is definitely the kind of comments my hubby would make too - not very helpful but kind of adorable...
haha! adorable. I swear Robin (my bf) is half deaf, the weird conversations we have when he's misheard me! I
hahaha - i know those "semi deaf" conversations VERY well!! :)
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