Wednesday, September 18, 2013

10 things your South African man NEVER wants to hear you say.

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I'm thinking we should give it a go...

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"Well what about Lambie?

ok.... dude,

 - answer FASTER!"

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as well as: 

"Don't you think you should turn those?
Aren't those ready now?
Oh watch out! That one is right in the flames!"

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Just kidding,

No self-respecting South African Female - 
with half a brain cell and the will-to-live would ever say that.

Unless of course - 

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- the end.

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If you enjoyed this post - you may enjoy:

or The perils of explaining "biltong" to a non-South African.

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EDIT: apparently I can't count and i skipped number 5 by accident. lols


Sefaye said...

Awesome!!! I love the end part which is so characteristic of us females when we realised we have pushed them just a little too far and then attempt to pretend it was all a joke :)

Christine said...

I love this!! Being a vegetarian, health nut, rugby-hater this rings close to home... my poor bf ;)

Gaelyn Cokayne said...

There was no number 5. It would have fallen between the scan and the love for Bismarck. Was number excluded because you named the baby Bismarck? haha! Love these, you should print them out onto little flash cards we can give girlfriends at their hens parties!

Amy Francis said...

What happend to number 5? :) So true though :)

Che Kershaw said...

haha thats an awesome idea! (will add them to my stationery store!) haha apparently... i can't count haha whoops.

Che Kershaw said...

haha apparently I can't count

Johlet said...

haha love this! And I didn't even pick up that there's no no 5!

Che Kershaw said...

hahaha if he has survived thus far... HANG ONTO THAT ONE! haha

Jerusha said...

This made me laugh! I tried the "it's just a game..." thing ONCE. Gideon gave me this I Can't Believe I'm Marrying You look. It was hilarious.

Mademoiselle Lala said...

Hahaha :D You are so funny and I think most of these apply to EVERY man :D Keep them coming! X

Warrz said...

Hahahahahaha, bloody brilllliant!!! ❤

Claudz said...

This made me laugh! So true!

Che Kershaw said...

hahaha im glad to hear these rules are universal! haha :)

Che Kershaw said...

haha :) (in fact, you should test out ALL of these phrases before he becomes "the husband" - if he survives it - keep him!

Megs H said...

OMG...I laughed so much while reading this that the other ladies in my office wanted to know what was making me laugh so much, so I shared it with them too!!! We all had such a good laugh that we were all actually crying!! Thanks for making our day full of laughs...You ROCK :) xxxx

Che Kershaw said...

haha glad to give you and the office some afternoon lols! :)

Che Kershaw said...

YOUR FACE, is bloody brilliant!!!

Jayps Jouba said...

Nooit, my bru!!!

phumi said...

in true indieberries style, this cartoon is hilarious - love the pregnant version of future self...the illustrations really make me smile

Melanie Heyns said...

Now that's an idea. *sits down and devises a plan*

mdupreez said...

Haha. Loving this post. I am also married to a South African man so have experienced a few of these. So happy I discovered your blog today, your cartoons are amazing. :D

Che Kershaw said...

ah YAY! welcome to indieBerries! I'm so glad you've stumbled upon it in your internet travels! Happy Sunday! x