Don't worry. I haven't forgotten.
I have merely been in vocal training...
until my singing coach shattered from me pitch-matching to his frequency.
I present you with... My finest work:
(and my sincerest apologies)
The Lovely Lyrics:
At first I was afraid,
I was petrified,
Kept thinking my blog could never win
against ELLE Design
And then the people voted
and now my blog is King,
so I must put on my winning shades
Compose a song
and sing.....
So I suck at singing
and with that being sad,
I even changed my nose-ring
tryin' to boost my street-cred.
The awards were awesome
and I had a great time
At the One and Only,
Man! that place is divine.
It was organised,
professional
and things ran on time,
We had snacks and Mojitos
and WAY too much wine.
In fact I'm really quite glad
I didn't fall down the stairs
and that I left before Nash
and his g-string affairs...
So, I came from South Korea,
was a HECTIC long ride
and (thumbs) to Marky Mark -
who came from the PharSide.
Mum-z was the MC -
made us laugh the whole night,
so I just wanna thank him,
now my abs are freaking tight.
2 Oceans sent a rep -
and DAMN! she was hot,
brother fancied his chances...
but EiSH!
I think not.
looked super-glam,
then they pulled a blank card,
... I think it was a scam.
Helen Zille came down
and she gave a great speech
about facebook and blogging
and the things that she tweets.
As I'm walking to the stage
mom hisses "DON'T do the peace sign!"
then I pulled it TWICE-
.... I'm from Asia,
It's fine.
Best blog overall went to WatKykJy
... I don't have a rhyme for this
"ek praat nie die taal"
Thanks to the sponsors
for giving us free stuff
esp to Havana Club Rum,
cause I woke up pretty rough.
A big thanks to YOU
if you voted for my blog,
It means a lot to me
and my non-existant dog.
This is my song to say
THANK - YOU!
for supporting and
for voting and for
digging what i do.
* the end *
