Last Friday I was experiencing some toothache... Toothache is something I severely dislike, but i also find it is a lot more tolerable than THE DENTIST. In fact, I find dental visitations so terribly-painfully-awful that I have devised my own very useful alternative solutions for visiting the dentist.
Dentist Alternative Number 1:
Supplies needed:
1x hanging pendulum ball thing
1 x self + toothache.
wham! so simple.
Instructions as per following:
Dentist Alternative Number 2:
Dentist Alternative Number 3:
Dentist Alternative Number 1:
Supplies needed:
1x hanging pendulum ball thing
1 x self + toothache.
wham! so simple.
Instructions as per following:
"olleh!! wonderful!!"
Dentist Alternative Number 2:
You are a such a brave thing.
i understand your left-handed-toothache needs.
whatever works for you. there must be limbs and there must be blood.
whatever works for you. there must be limbs and there must be blood.
look how silly you look trying to shout with only one arm.
Dentist Alternative Number 3:
Happy Monday y'all!
i hope you flossed! :)
10 comments :
I choked on cornflakes I was laughing so much when I read this post. Thanks Che ;-)
hahahahaha!! this is hilarious, I have a bit of a "toothy" problem too, my wisdom teeth keeps turning my mouth into a swollen aching problem, because of the irritation my wisdom teeth have on my gums, it keeps on getting infected... and before I could even remotely consider the (horrible) possibility (and gather enough guts) of going to the dentist to remove my tooth, it gets infected again, and I have to wait again, and feel all yucky from the antibiotics... but I think I'll consider the chainsaw... :)
oh man.. i FEEL your pain. flossing, mouthwash and chainsaws.
i love having that affect on people! lol.
Bahahaha!! OUCH. OK... you know it's bad when the chainsaw becomes an option.
Really hope the pain miraculously disappears!
x
The string + door + tooth one? Yup, our grade one teacher used to do that to us...for realzies! Loose tooth? No problem... we'll bang the door and pull it out of your gums. What was that? you're only 6 years old? Harden up!
hahaha HARDEN UP!!!!
Yup.. the whole tooth door thing. My dad totally did that to me at a friends bbbq/braai.
And out my tooth came.
The anxiety of waiting for him to slam the door was unbearable.
THE WORST!! i thought that method was only used in children's horror stories!!
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