Thursday, February 6, 2014

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I have been thinking about changing my twitter bio. I thought I would share some of my créme-de-la-créme options with you.

Ché Dyer.
I own a guillotine. Don't mess with me.

Ché Dyer.
Loves stationery, pretty paper, red wine and her fabulous husband.
Although not necessarily in that order.

Ché Dyer.
Crafting a life, Building an Empire.

Ché Dyer.
I'm way funnier in real life.

Ché Dyer.

Ché Dyer.
Am good with rhymes.
And solving crimes
(I lied about the second thing)

Ché Dyer.
I draw things. I also eat things.

Ché Dyer.
Buy my shit (insert hyperlink)

Ché Dyer.
That's pronounced "shay"
"Shay-D" if you will.
Like, you're standing under a tree.

Ché Dyer.
Good at lols. Crap at bios.

Ché Dyer.
follow me. or not. whatever. (but actually really do follow me I'm desperate.)

Ché Dyer.
Frogs: never. Running: sometimes. Sushi: always.

Ché Dyer.
This bio is only 62 characters long. Totally twitter approved.

Ché Dyer.
Go ahead - I'd also stalk me if I was you.

Ché Dyer.
This is my twitter account: where essays go to die.

Ché Dyer.
You. You're. Your. It's not that difficult.

Ché Dyer.
Ths is hw i spk on twttr whn i gt dsperate4charactrs.

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That's all I can come up with.
Haven't settled on any yet to change to. 
But, I will let you know how this process evolves - 

because I am sure you are hanging on the edge of your seats in suspense.

Who are your favourite tweeters to follow?
Hit me up with some goodies!


femmegypsy said...

For what it's worth, my favourites:

- I draw things. I also eat things.

- Buy my shit (insert hyperlink)

- Go ahead - I'd also stalk me if I was you.


Che Kershaw said...

hahahha :) noted! :)

Amy said...

Haha brilliant, might have to steal the grammar one! :)

Claudia said...

The second one!!

Keri Bainborough said...

"Buy my shit"

Jules said...

Buy my shit or I have a guiloteene.

Xandra | Fashionably Light ★ said...

SHAY-D! I smiled out loud.

Dee said...

Shay-D made me LOL!

Jen Heil said...

I love "Go ahead - I'd also stalk me if I was you" ('cause I totally do!)

Gaelyn Cokayne said...

Buy my shit. Def.