later...
Husband: No you are not.
Self: Yes I am.
"I am so amazed by your super power hearing!"
Husband: Stop being dramatic! We are not breaking up. Go TO SLEEP.
Self: it's ok...*sniff*... don't worry about me...*sniff*... I'll be fine.
Husband: You are SO PAINFUL.
Self: Is that why we are breaking up?! Because I'm SO PAINFUL!?! This is just coming out of NO-WHERE!
We are not breaking up... In case you were wondering
And I have finally discovered husband's other secret super-human power -
I call him -
TOLERANCE-MAN.
I call him -
TOLERANCE-MAN.
*the end.
(ps. a while ago I asked on twitter "if you could have any super power in the world - what would it be?" I loved your responses! Blogpost to follow)
16 comments :
This could be me lol
ha ha ha! Loved this crazy girl! x
Haha, only you Che! Loving the "breaking up" and not "getting divorced" - sounds cuter!!
Ha, this is awesome. My boyfriend is really bad at going to sleep, so we have this exact same issue.. only he asks me to tell him a story (started as a joke one night, quickly became a serious thing) and it's the most irritating thing, haha
Tolerance woman I am not.
Charlotte x
The London Project
Haha I can totally relate to this too. We have very patient husbands don't we? :)
Waaahaha! You are HILARIOUS. I love your little frustrated eyes!
hahaha SOPHIE!! I can highly recommend the Headspace App! For busy minds! it is amazing! It's literally changing my life (and sleeping patterns) haha x
hahaha we are VERY lucky!! x
haha I often refer to Warren as "my boyfriend" haha
<3
hahaha :)
hahaha :) x
Hahahaha! So funny! My husband always says that I wait until his almost asleep to tell him ALL the things (in loads of detail) that happened on the day! hiehiehie xxx
hahaha it's just "A LITTLE TEST" to see how much they reaaallllly love us. lol
Girl, you make me laugh! Love your posts. Warren is definitely 'Tolerance Man' :)
Very funny and compelling.
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