Cartoon: Guess what I had today?

Conversation that took place a short while ago between me and the husband:

"GUESS what I had today" means "GUESS what I had today"

Husband: are you serious?
Self: Do these eyes look like i'm kidding?

husband:  (0_o)

"ha ha ha - you will never guess!"

ok

{sometimes i am quite painful}

  
Self: Yeah ok. ...But that's not what I tried today.
Husband: ok tell me!
Self: You HAVE to guess!
Husband: You want me to go through every single food?
Self: yep.
Husband: It's 10pm.
Self: Ok, fine. I'll give you a clue... we have recently seen an advert for it! And now just guess the thing you would never guess!
Husband: ok... MacDonalds. Lemon Juice. A Pizza. A Burger. Blue Cheese. Onion Soup. Iced tea. Sweet Potato. Leeks. Popcorn. Wasabi Paste. Cinnamon powder. Ginger biscuits. Bacon. Prunes. Noodles. Banana bread. Tree bark. Christmas Cake.
Self: Oh, you are really not good at this.
Husband: I give up.



Husband: ohmysoul......


Husband: it took us an hour and a half to get to Quorn?
Self: You got it! I had QUORN!

Husband: Ok, so what about the Quorn?
Self: No, I just wanted to tell you.

* the end.

Side Note: I'm not vegetarian but I tried quorn sausages for the first time the other day (in case that wasn't clear). It was more of a test to see what it tastes like than anything else (and to see if i could actually make a switch to vegetarianism - don't tell my husband). Although it's no rump steak - I actually really liked it (given it had a good lashing of tabasco sauce). I had a look at their website for some proper quorn-ish details and the home page says that

"swopping the mince beef in your spaghetti bolognese for quorn mince just once a week for 4 weeks could mean reducing your fat intake by up to 72 grams - which is equivalent to the fat you would burn swimming more than 7 miles"

... so who knows.. maybe this vegetarian thing has something in it after all...

and no, this is not a sponsored post.