alternatively...

Last Friday I was experiencing some toothache... Toothache is something I severely dislike, but i also find it is a lot more tolerable than THE DENTIST. In fact, I find dental visitations so terribly-painfully-awful that I have devised my own very useful alternative solutions for visiting the dentist.

Dentist Alternative Number 1:


Supplies needed:
1x hanging pendulum ball thing
1 x self + toothache.
wham! so simple.

Instructions as per following:

"olleh!! wonderful!!"

Dentist Alternative Number 2:

You are a such a brave thing.

i understand your left-handed-toothache needs.
whatever works for you. there must be limbs and there must be blood.

look how silly you look trying to shout with only one arm.

Dentist Alternative Number 3:

Happy Monday y'all!

i hope you flossed! :)

7 things

1. Surprise long weekends are the best.
2. Halloween is the perfect excuse to inhibit any alter ego you so wish.
3. Going for a long run and not eating after may make you feel woozy. Do not try this at home.
4. Working out with friends will make the workout more fun and will keep you more motivated.
5. Getting your caricature done in 10 seconds by a street artist is one of the funniest things you will do. haha. (more to follow).
6. Breakfast is the best meal of the day. NO questions asked. 
7. Toothache = NOT cool.

teeth, FML

I won't get into ALL the many (many) reasons why i HATE the dentist. 

You can check some of them out in this previous post.

anyway...

(more like one bajillion)

OH MY TEETH.

Awesome Sauce

I was meant to post this ages ago... but i am only posting it now.. haha :)

On my birthday, I arrived in my apartment just after lunch and found a strange package wrapped in Christmas paper in my fridge. On top of the Christmas package there was a CD. Anyone coming home to find a CD in their fridge is bound to be a tad suspicious.


Actually I felt like I was in some kind of Spy movie with secret operative agendas that were hidden in the CD in my fridge.

Check the coast for possible enemy spies and possible sources of the 'secret operatives CD'.

Displace ideas that frozen CD may in fact be from across enemy lines and in actual fact a terrorist bomb.
Use warm breath to heat up CD. Rub CD on body. Put CD into computer:










































Inside the Christmas package was a container of delicious mince sauce made by the awesome Paddy who has taken it upon himself to try and save me from my own cooking catastrophes. This was a truly amazing and valiant effort. The perfect birthday gift for she who cannot boil an egg. Thank you so much Paddy :)

We will wait and see how it goes....

It was Paddy's birthday yesterday - so it seemed appropriate to post this today :)

ps. sorry for the in-house post. it's a photoshop/design thing :)