Thursday, August 30, 2012

wedding mares

Our wedding is next year April and unfortunately the wedding-mares have already commenced - waking me up several times in the night in a full-body sweat and hysterical panic.
I would like to share my latest wedding-nightmare-fiasco with you -

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Quickly, since the guests are arriving and I'm already in my wedding dress - decide to try and make some more table seating and name cards so that the guests know where to sit. Spend hours rummaging through old scrap boxes and paper piles trying to get paper and cardboard to make name cards, but also trying not to be seen by any of the arriving guests. Starts sweating. Make-up starts dripping off face. Sweat starts pouring down back of legs.
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good one

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That's awesome.
People love a bride in underwear.

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Scooby wire ring. 
Cries violently to mother, who is still trying to finish name cards.

Guests start to get suspicious.

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How did THEY get here?
They must also be looking for the ring.

Runs around chapel screaming for brother.
Finds brother. 
Finds Sniper Rifle.

Goes on expedition with brother to extradite the drug dealers.
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I wake up
Clutching pillow, soaked in sweat with not a drug dealer in sight.

Well done self.


Lauren said...

Haha! Shame girl! Best wedding tip I could ever give you: Don't do a seating plan. Let the guests figure it out! Or that's what I did, lols. Worked a treat! xxx

Miri Moo Blog said...


at my wedding we only had a seating plan for the bridal table and let everyone else choose their seats, which turned out great :)

GeeGee said...

Wow - the unformal table seating suggestions might be the clue to stop you needing emergency dye job in April to cover the greys!

Ummm..good luck to Warr - I think he'll need it for wrestling ink pens from you in your sleep

Warra said...

hahaha, thanks I'm gona need it :p

Lee-Ann Lipman said...

I had recurring dreams that the photographer wouldn't show up. And another that the decor wasn't set up. But don't worry, theyre just dreams :)
And re seating: I did a seating plan (thankfully ours worked out smoother than expected, except when MIL decides to changes things once its been printed) but we didn't do name cards, found it unnecessary.

Mo'sultry Van Wyk said...

Lol I just love the drug dealers, hahaha.

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