Tuesday, October 30, 2012

Wedding: Barbie and Ken

In my wedding-related internet travels, I was perusing the realms of the online bridal world (it's a glorious place) when a small picture caught my eye and I remember thinking "Geez. That bride has freakishly small arms - is that a photoshop mistake?!?" Then, in my haste to discover her stick-insect secrets, I clicked on the link and realised:

it was Barbie.

Genius.

Introducing, The Wedding of Barbie and Ken - as shot by Beatrice De Guigne

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Ken had his plastic shoes shined specially for this magical day.

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"Barbie's a real babe, you're doing the right thing Ken"

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"No guys, don't touch my shiny suit"

"Seriously guys, back up"
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The groomsmen were on hand to make sure that Ken had enough gel in his hair.

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Barbie's custom designed wedding dress was very skinny indeed.

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Barbie made sure that her photographer got the compulsory shoe shot.
She was a very demanding bride.

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"Oh Barbie, you're going to make the most beautiful bride!"
"I know"

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Wait until Ken finds out that I'm double jointed.

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"Barbie, I don't know why you made me put these purple things in my hair - I feel stupid"
"Shut up bitch, wash my hair"

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"It's a good thing this dress was custom made 'cause if I were a real girl,
  I'd hardly be able to walk with my freakishly skinny proportions. lolz"

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{Sometimes I get a so pissed that Barbie gets all the attention.
I wonder what she'd do if I set her dress on fire?}

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"tee hee, I'm so demure"

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"oh just LOOK how ridiculously good-looking I am, in this angelic light"

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"Look at my blonde hair!! It's glowing bitches"

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{Oh Ken, I can't wait to divorce you for all you're worth}

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{I hope I have enough gel in my hair}

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"Take my hand Ken"

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{I hope my hair is shining more than Barbie's}

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{yep. it is.}

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{I hope everyone is looking at my small arms}

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{Look how shiny Ken's hair is. I need to get some of that.}

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{I don't know where that bitch with the hair came from - but I'm gonna end her at the reception}

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"Plastic fruit and empty glasses help me to maintain my skinny arms"

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{Let me feel your hair, do you also use gel?}

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I had great fun captioning these pics - no intention of discrediting the work of the photographer - 
I think it's freaking genius. You can read about her explanation of the shoot here

And if you like you can check out Barbie's Boudior Shoots here
and here - she is one sexy little minx! 

6 comments :

Robyn said...

"Shut up, bitch, and wash my hair". Death by trying to maintain a straight face in the office!

Debbie said...

LOL - the double jointed comment is the best!! You are, as always - brilliant!

vanessa said...

haha loved it che k

Anneli Marinovich said...

Oh my word! Genius! Hahahaha - great comments too Che! ;-)

joey said...

you have the best comments ever!

Che Kershaw said...

ahem, why thank you :)