Monday, September 3, 2012

Spiderman

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New edition says: Spiders only eat girls. Boys are safe.Photobucket 

pleeeeaaasssse.

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Good work boyfriend-fiance.

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Actual Conversation:
Boyfriend-fiance: Did you notice anything new in the shower today?
me: No, i noticed NOTHING there!! YAY! Oh THANK YOU for killing the mutant spiders!
Boyfriend-fiance: No prob.
Me: I am so very very grateful.
Boyfriend-fiance: There were three of them.
me: I know. Jumanji. I told you.
Boyfriend-fiance: They were about to have babies.
me: SHAME! and you KILLED THEM!
Boyfriend-fiance: No, i just put them in your shoe.

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5 comments :

GeeGee said...

"Boyfriend-fiance: No, i just put them in your shoe."

Thanks Che, I almost died trying to not laugh aloud at work

Kez le Roux said...

hahhhaaaaa! Classic! I do the same with my manfriend :)

BaileySchneider said...

Hahahahahahaha!! Classic!

Mo'sultry Van Wyk said...

Lol! "oh brave soldier, I shall await thy safe return" hahahahahaah

A Daft Scots Lass said...

Brilliant!