later...
Husband: No you are not.
Self: Yes I am.
"I am so amazed by your super power hearing!"
Husband: Stop being dramatic! We are not breaking up. Go TO SLEEP.
Self: it's ok...*sniff*... don't worry about me...*sniff*... I'll be fine.
Husband: You are SO PAINFUL.
Self: Is that why we are breaking up?! Because I'm SO PAINFUL!?! This is just coming out of NO-WHERE!
We are not breaking up... In case you were wondering
And I have finally discovered husband's other secret super-human power -
I call him -
TOLERANCE-MAN.
I call him -
TOLERANCE-MAN.
*the end.
(ps. a while ago I asked on twitter "if you could have any super power in the world - what would it be?" I loved your responses! Blogpost to follow)